“咳咳!各位!终于到番外了~”小编华丽登场~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~，“女——~儿”
紫落：“哎！啥事儿!(?????)(?????)(?????)(?????)(?????)(????)(?????)╭(°a°`)╮(????w????)(????w????)(?>w<?)~\(≧▽≦)/~~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦”
洛基：“好了蛇精病母女别闹了”
弗雷端着一大盘蛋糕走了进来：“蛋糕，谁要(????w????)~\(≧▽≦)/~(????w????)”
编：“呦呵，和我斗表情？我让你瞧瞧，来啊~斗图啊！(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)e(????w????)额(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)(????w????)好，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，啊，本编手废了”
黄泉（怒）：“死小编你想死了啊，敢光明正大凑字数!?”
洛基也怒了：“呦~黄泉大人!您还是回去拍戏好了!要不，我们两切磋切磋?”
看着气氛僵硬的两人，小编担心爆发一场世纪大战：“额好啦好啦，泉殿，你可以去休息了!其他人把气氛搞起来啊!~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦”
紫落（十分配合）：“啊哈哈!对啊！气氛搞起来!1~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦”
众人：“。。。。。”乱入的黄小泉：“啊，新一代冷群帝~”
编：“咦？这句话咋这么眼熟!?噢！我想起了一些不好的回忆!”
读者：“小编，什么不好的回忆?”